THEME BY MARAUDERSMAPS
We're All Monsters Living In A Dream.
I'm from a town where everyone knows everyone.
In a state everyone has seen, but no one has looked at.
In a country falsely portrayed.
On a planet no one takes care of.
In a universe barely explored.
But I turned out alright.


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I don't always tag. Get over it.

I dropped forty bucks for a new battery and my phone still shuts off. I refuse to get a new phone. REFUSE.

My dads a little shit that always sneaks a grapefruit in my orange juice. YOU CANT HID THE PINKNESS FOREVER FATHER.

This is a real thing. Handed out by a real school. Are you kidding me? Don’t justify bulling, it’s a form of a abuse. It scars people emotionally and it’s NOT the victims fault. I would be pissed if one of my brothers was handed one of these.

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep
via:maradeur
source:nextyearsgirl

brownglucose:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

How petty

via:doctorwho
source:starkstruck

Happy 43rd Birthday, David Tennant! (April 18th, 1971)

cashcutie:

that girl u just called fat? she’s eatin some good fuckin food

that boy u laughed at for fallin asleep in class? he was up all night watching hentai

those kids who wear big dorky glasses? they don’t even need them wtf

those kids who never take out their headphones? they’re listening to Mitt Romneys autobiography. they paid $17.99 for it. they actually bought it.

via:thefuuuucomics
source:4gifs
crashyourcrew:

thesimplelifeofapetey:

lordduce:

Dying. Death. I can’t.

I will never not reblog this. 

Fraudulent

crashyourcrew:

thesimplelifeofapetey:

lordduce:

Dying. Death. I can’t.

I will never not reblog this. 

Fraudulent